1) There is a time and a place for Waffle House. Generally, after 1am.
2) When at Waffle House, always opt for the cheesey hash browns. Always.
3) Beer tastes better when you are on a lake.
4) If you are out on a boat on a lake drinking beer, apparently the only reason to get in the lake is to pee. Really. There's no cooling off. There's no swimming. The lake is basically a giant toilet.
5) Unless you are me and have "issues" in which case you make everyone ride with you to the marina because you require porcelain under your ass.
6) Attempts at being "healthy" by buying Baked Doritos are pretty much shot to Hell if you eat the entire bag. Also - if you chase it with an entire bag of Cheetos.
7) Lilsaej and I are "trouble" and from now on will be known as T1 and T2.
8) Speaking of Trouble...it's an aggravating game. That said, Lilsaej and I totally won.
9) You can be sure that Lilsaej and I will always drink exactly the full amount of Michelob Ultra packed in our cooler.
10) Under extreme duress, I actually can pee in a lake.
11) Tomato pie is not really pie but it's damn fucking good.
12) There's no such thing as a brownie that is too chocolatey.
13) You can never have too many koozies.
14) Frogmore stew does not really contain frogs.
15) I don't have to do it all myself and that's okay.
16) As much as I love my girls, some times it's fun to be one of the boys.
17) NASCAR is less entertaining if there's no chance that the #48 will win.
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