Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Recipe Wednesday: Mini Chocolate Walnut Crispies

Ok. We're giving this a shot.

So yeah...despite the fact that in *real life* I am a slave to routine -- and when I say "slave to routine" I mean I am not a slave to anyone or anything (wait - isn't that a Britney song?) but rather I am merely excessively OCD and I live for order and control because life is so chaotic anyways on its own that when I can take charge of a situation and WHIP IT INTO SHAPE I do. Because there is so much that is OUT OF MY CONTROL so I control the things I can and what this translates to is routine and obsessive cleaning around the house. Ok - pausing to take a breath (and realizing that despite being in paragraph #1 this is filed under "posts that get away from me" because Holy Non Sequitor Batman!). Phew. Trying again.

I had a point. And my point was while in real life I like the rhythm of having routines, my blog is a wee bit more chaotic. Which is how I like it. I write what I want, when I want, and there's no schedule or regular posts. Until now. Maybe I was inspired by my awesome friend Karen and her totally awesome blog Miscellaneous Yammerings (BTW dontcha just love a girl who uses the word yammer??). Karen has "Ten Question Tuesday" and "Fake News Friday" and "Steal It Saturday" and so the point is, a few days a week, you know (kinda sorta) what to expect. And then other days are a free for all.

Anyways after writing about the tomato sauce and tomato pap yesterday, I realized a few things:

1) I love to write
2) I love to cook
3) I love to write about cooking
4) I have a cookbook/memoir in progress
5a) Sometimes it's hard to come up with things to post and/or
5b) Sometimes I am so busy I don't have time to post the way I want

AND OMG...WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?

EPIPHANY!

Duh...(slaps herself repeatedly in the face head): My Week In Tweets! I do have a regularly scheduled post. Sundays are always My Week In Tweets. See - I do have routine and order in my blog. OMG - why did I not remember that? (So PS - in case any of you think I *plan* my posts, this one should be evidence to the contrary. This is about as "freeblogging" as they come....). Ok - where was I?

I think there's more in the above list but before I write an entire novel without actually saying anything, let me get to the point. Trying a new thing called Recipe Wednesdays. I know - there's no alliteration and I am sure I could come up with a more clever title if I weren't so flipping bone-tired-to-my-very-core and OMG...another epiphany but this one will have to wait.

So here's the deal. I'll try to post recipes on Wednesdays. Sometimes mine. Sometimes other peoples (and no I don't know where the bloody apostrophe goes so I am leaving it out - call the flipping grammar police). And there may or may not be a story to go with it (as opposed to today where you have me R*A*M*B*L*I*N*G) and it'll be awesome and these recipes will change your life and do you really need any more reasons?

So yeah. Recipe Wednesday. And the first recipe is...Mini Chocolate Walnut Crispies

My secret desire is to dethrone Mrs. Fields. Although she may be in bankruptcy. I'm not sure. So maybe I want to dethrone Famous Amos. Or Oreo. Whatevs. I am a Cookie Queen. And while my signature specialty is my world-famous, totally secret Quattro Chip cookie - I can't publish the recipe. Otherwise I'd have to kill me and that would kind of suck. So in its stead (hah - fancy vocab to make up for apocalyptic grammar) I am sharing with you my recipe for Mini Chocolate Walnut Crispies which is one one of the FIRST EVER cookie recipes I ever CREATED. Yes peeps - this is MY RECIPE. Not off of a bag of chips. Not out of a cookbook. It's me. All ME.

AND...as for that second epiphany...because I am oh so generous...while I won't share the Quattro Chip recipe, I will share the quattro chips. Post a comment with a better title than "Recipe Wednesday" and the winner with the *BEST* title (totally discretionary of course cuz that's how we roll around these parts) will receive a dozen homemade Quattro Chips. PS I am not married to Wednesdays. If another day of the week works better/is funnier (like the letter "K" - did you know that "K" is the funniest letter of the alphabet? Seriously.), go with it. Just not Sunday. Cuz that day is already spoken for.

Ok. Now to the actual recipe:

Ingredients:

6 Tbsp. unsalted butter, room temperature
7 Tbsp. light brown sugar
3 Tbsp. dark brown sugar
1 Tbsp. heavy cream
1 Tbsp. pure vanilla extract
½ large egg (I cracked the egg in a bowl, beat it lightly and then added half)
⅞ cup of unbleached all-purpose flour
½ tsp. salt
⅜ tsp. baking soda
2 oz. high grade semi-sweet chocolate (not chips)
1 small box rice cereal (I used a mini box of Special K – not sure exactly how many ounces)
¼ cup chopped walnuts

1. Pre-heat over to 350ยบ

2. Combine the butter, light brown sugar, dark brown sugar, cream and vanilla in a large bowl and beat with an electric mixer until fluffy.

3. Beat the egg into the creamed mixture.

4. Combine the flour, salt and baking soda together and sift into another bowl.

5. Add the dry ingredients to the creamed mixture in small batches, beating on a low speed so as not to overmix the dough.

6. Combine the nuts and cereal and chop finely (I like using an electric chopper).

7. Finely chop the chocolate by hand –it should almost look like little threads.

8. Add the chocolate and the nut/rice mixture to the dough. Fold in gently by hand.

9. Drop the cookie dough onto ungreased cookie sheets – I used the small end of a melon baller.

10. Bake for about 7 minutes, turning halfway through.

11. The cookies will come out very soft. Let them rest on the sheet for 3 –5 minutes before gently removing them with a spatula and placing them on a rack to cool. The cookies will harden as they cool.

And if that ain't D.LISHISHLY country, I'll kiss your...

PS So confession. I haven't made these in 100 years and it's been even longer since I tested the recipe. If they suck - don't blame me.

PPS I promise future recipes will be more thoroughly vetted/tested. Maybe. Depends on how much time/mental energy I have.

PPPS If you do decide to make these, please tell me how they come out.

PPPPS Also, if you do decide to make these, they really are mini. They are tiny. Dainty. Petite. Don't worry - you didn't screw up.

PPPPPS Now I am totally craving a cookie. Fuck.

PPPPPS AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH. My no cursing attempts were foiled by Cookie Monster. Evil blue bunny. But really, while "flipping" is a great substitute for The-cuss-word-which-shall-not-be-named (it's like Voldemort), "flip" is not a great substitute for...well...for what I said. I suppose I could have said "fudge." Yep. Now I am totally craving a cookie. Fudge.

PPPPPPS Now I am totally craving fudge. Flip.

15 comments:

Karen from Mentor said...
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Karen from Mentor said...

Ok, well first off...I laughed my butt off the whole way through this posting.
Secondly, thanks for the shout out.
Thirdly WHERE'S THE STINKING PICTURE of the minis? YESTERDAY you had food porn.
Such a glorious photo. Today? No picture just a tempting bunch of word play. You tease.

And it's funny that today of all days you linked to me. It's my first whatever wednesday...and I posted poop. yes poop. And I'm not even kidding.

Anybody who cares? The funniest things are all Things I've seen Thursdays....if you type that in the search box they should come up. But don't miss "spongebob is my copilot" and "life's little delights" they're my current favorites.

ok, enough hogging the comment thread...

Thanks darlin!
You are so awesome....and gorgeous, and sweet smelling, and apparently an inventive pastry chef...quite the complete package...it's just too damn bad that I'm a girl...*sigh*
Karen :)

and I LOVE your week in tweets. As evidenced by my commenting on them...one a day...just like vitamins...(and yeah, I know I said that last part before...but I liked it so much I said it again...)[I might need a nap]

Karen from Mentor said...
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Karen from Mentor said...

Hey Sarah,
Just because of you I finally figured out how to add a gadget that showed my labels on my posts and now anyone can click on a label and find their favorite type of my postings...woo hoo...you get a gold star...and a hug...and a tiara...but you'll have to wait for the tiara until you come in for YOUR ten questions tuesday.

Linda said...

Krazy Wednesday - Eat your way to the Weekend with Delish Dishes!

Linda said...

or how about this one....

KRAZY DELISH DISHES

Karen from Mentor said...

my first batch...I'll keep thinking... oh and if I accidentally name your cookbook? EVEN BETTER! But if I do... I want TWO batches of homemade loot.(and a credit)

Mouthwatering Mondays

Totally Food Porn Tuesdays

Whet your appetite Wednesdays
(and yes that's right whet=to sharpen)

Totally Food Porn Thursdays
[pushing this one]

Fresh Food Ideas Friday
Fresh Food Fridays

Southern Succulence Saturdays

Succulent Saturdays

Sarah's Simply Simmerin Saturdays

Smack on This! Saturdays.

Snack on This! Saturdays.

See Sarah Simmer Saturdays.

See Sarah Shop, Simmer and Serve (while she wears a cute apron)Saturdays

[That one is a little long, but it's a cute visual especially since you have that little smudge of flour on your forehead]

If this Ain't country...go home...you can't eat it m/t/w/t/f/s

ta dah.

debb said...

Okay, I really want the cookies. So here goes a few.

Tasty Tuesday
Friday Foodday
Wickedly Delish Wednesdays
Dine 'n Wine


Anyway...thanx for the challenge. Can't wait to hear more.

AndreAnna said...

GAH, I NEED those cookies. I am a cookie whore.

Here are my entries:

1)Smack a Bitch Up With My Recipe Saturdays
2)Who's a Recipe Ho? Wednesdays
3)Fo Shizzle, It's Recipe Wednesday
4)Recipenis Wednesday (you can include all recipes that can be shaped in the form of a phallus)
5)Who can Recipe NOW? (Sung in the tune of Men At Work's "Who Can It Be Now?"

I'll take my cookies on a silver platter, kthnxbai

harmzie said...

How about:

"I'M GIVING YOU MY FUCKING RECIPES FOR FREE SO I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO ENTICE YOU WITH A FANCY TITLE Thursday"

No need to thank me. Really.

I'll join you. I have a lovely recipe for Ensalata Estiva that you've reminded me of.

Nenette AM said...

hmmm.... okay...

Feed Me Fridays
Fuckin' Feed Me Fridays
Tasty Tuesdays
Fuckin' Tasty Tuesdays
(oh, I see a trend!)
Slop Slatherin' Saturdays
Foxy Food Fridays
Kinky Kuisine KWednesdays
Majestic Munchies Mondays
Eat Me Mondays
Swallow This Saturdays
Erotic Eats Thursdays
I taste good Tuesdays

I thought of a really good one, then forgot it, so I'm going to try to think more tonight, see if I can recall it.

xo

Karen from Mentor said...

More!!!

Food Porn Fridays

Freaky Food Porn Fridays

Fresh Freaky Food Porn Fridays

[Really pushin the food porn.]

But I liked Nenette's
Feed me Fridays

elegant, understated...hey! like you.

Karen from Mentor said...

Feed YOU Fridays

Feel like feeding you Friday

(to the tune of feel like makin love)


*****Tasty Tuesday Treats******

I like that one. go with that one.
:0)

Karen from Mentor said...

thought I was done, but I have one more



Sexy Saturday Simmerin'

Country Girl said...

OMG...y'all rock! This is going to be tough........xoxo