I have a question for you. When I was driving home from the beach today the oddest thing happened that
Oh - and also - I am so glad that I decided to stop at the Pilot-McDonald's gas station/truck stop at exit 159 off of I-26 right at 12:30pm today. Really - because apparently the ENTIRE UNIVERSE was there having some sort of party. I am sure you meant to tell me - or perhaps my invitation simply got lost in the mail. As it is, luckily I was appropriately attired in my pretty pink Isaac Mizrahi sundress so I don't feel too bad because you know I would never want to show up at a party with the ENTIRE UNIVERSE underdressed - quel horreur! Seriously - I have never seen so many people in one gas station/truck stop before. And while at first I was mildly peeved, I have to say you did your part because the epic line for the ladies room moved
Oh - you know what else baffled me? At the giant truck stop party, I overheard one man say that the reason for all of the traffic was that people were coming back from the beach. Really? Don't weekends usually end on Sundays? Am I missing something? I know - I sound like a hypocrite because I was technically returning from the beach on a Saturday however I was returning from a work thing so today is still a weekday for me.
Anyways, I know you're super busy with a lot of important things to tend to, but when you get a chance, can you please explain this random start/stop traffic pattern thing to me? And the weekend thing. I'd really, really like to know. Thanks!
xoxo Country Girl
PS To the driver who pulled out across 2 lanes of traffic and directly in front of me on 321 as I was approaching at 60mph: In an attempt to control my road rage, I did not say a word - although I did honk my horn long and loud because OMG did you even have a clue what you did? Anyways, I held my breath because I did not think it would do any good to say anything at the time. And really, I wanted to give it some serious consideration. Well, almost 2 hours have passed and I've given it some thought and I have decided to go ahead and say it, because really, you deserve it: ASSHOLE
PPS To any mechanics out there: on account of the constant stop-and-go traffic on I-26 and the aforementioned asshole, I will probably need new brakes shortly. Who can cut me the best deal?