Wondering if there is any C-List celebrity in the universe who doesn't have their own *reality* show? Hammertime? WTF?
Network execs at TLC and A&E need to be hung, drawn and quartered.
Also whoever greenlighted the Lisa Rinna/Harry Hamlin show. That's just wrong.
Arts and Entertainment? Hah! A&E should change their name to Crap TV or Trash TV.
If any of the following people get their own show I'm moving to Canada: Blogo, any of the Baldwins, anyone related to Britney, the Palins.
Also: the mom who just had 8 babies even though she has no resources to take care of them, Susan Boyle, Suri Cruise, and Boy George.
And why is Eva Mendes designing sheets? Clearly this issue of People needs to be ripped from my hands IMMEDIATELY. #cantdealwithpopculture
[So for the record: Why the hell IS Eva Mendes designing sheets and other items for the boudoir?]
What launched this tirade? Well, for starters, I AM FUCKING SICK OF JON & KATE + 8 AND THEIR COMPLETELY STAGED SCANDAL IN ORDER TO DRIVE RATINGS SINCE SOME ASSHOLE AT TLC RENEWED THE SERIES FOR 40+ EPISODES. WTF TLC EXECS? Seriously - I could write the rest of this post in ALL CAPS that's how ANGRY FRUSTRATED ANNOYED FED UP I am with this whole business. And when they talk about "being normal" and wanting to do what's "best for the kids" I want to throw up from the hypocrisy. And then I want to hurl my vomit back in their hypocritical faces. And then I want to make them eat it. And when I read about Kate working out daily for an hour+ or until she's burned 850 calories I want to ask her HOW THE HELL SHE HAS TIME FOR THAT WHEN SHE 8 KIDS TO TAKE CARE OF? OMG I am not even a mom and it literally makes me sick.
But on top of all of the J&K+8 fabricated bullshit (someone said they'd been on the cover of Entertainment Weekly for 6 weeks in a row - that's got to be coming close to whatever record Britney set when she went absolutely cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs crazy a few years ago), I saw ads for Gene Simmons: The Family Jewels and Hammertime (because "When life hits hard, Hammer hits back.") and I LOST IT. Gene Simmons? MC Hammer? OMG!!! Why do we care people?
And then for whatever
And then I got to thinking about all of the various "reality" shows out there (past and present): Nick & Jessica as newlyweds, Britney & K-Fed with a handheld camcorder for 6 Hellacious weeks, Kimora Lee Simmons and something about being fabulous (and OMG did you know she was totally dating Djimon Hounsou and they just totally had a baby and she tweeted while she was in labor? If that is not self promotion, I don't know what is), the Hills (which yielded the evil Speidi - whoever greenlighted that should be shot 14 times, stabbed in the left eye and have their fingernails pulled off one by one), Paris & Nicole on a farm, Paris & Nicole not on a farm, Paris needing a new BFF, Dina Lohan offering parenting tips (Shoot me now), Denise Richards (Is it really that complicated sweetie? Is it?), Bachelors, Bachelorettes, talent contests galore (American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, America's Got Talent), Dancing With the Stars, Celebrity Apprentice, random other shows where D-list celebrities go to
What's my point? OMG people. When did we, as a society, start giving a shit about people because they: were too tall, were too short, had more than 3 kids, were bankrupt at one point, had a hit song, starred in a B-movie, dated somebody who directed somebody's cousin's aunt's goddaughter's dentist in C-Movie, divorced somebody who once drove the guy who did laundry for the personal chef of some D-List celebrity, were a bounty hunter, were a ditz, were an aspiring hairdresser, were an aspiring model, were a tattoo artist, were a
I. Can't. Even. Go. On. THIS IS KILLING ME. KILLING ME. DO YOU HEAR ME HOLLYWOOD? YOU MUST STOP BEFORE I DIE RIGHT NOW.
Here's an idea Hollywood. Make a reality show about me: NYC Jewish Princess Moves to Farm in Rural North Carolina Where She Raises Livestock and Learns The Local Ways. Oh wait. They already did that show. It was called Green Acres.
And if that ain't country, I'll kiss your...
ps I'd love to know what YOU think about reality TV. I think y'all know my thoughts on the subject.